Amazon: Shut up and buy it, you mindless consumer.
Nike: Slavery: just do it.
Walmart: We clean the bathrooms sometimes!
Doritos: Better go ahead and buy two bags, fatty.
Applebee's: Eatin' Food In A Place.
Subway: Eat…something?!
United Airlines: We just said the skies are friendly. We made no promises about what happens inside the plane.
Spirit Airlines: You're poor, aren't you?
The American Federation Of Teachers: We care. About ourselves.
Google: Don't Be Evil.
Twitter: Now 9.2% less evil!
Facebook: Hey guys come back! Please?
Nintendo: What is an Internet?
Microsoft: You hate us but have to use us anyway! lolol
T-Mobile: The sound of silence.
Coca-Cola: Share a Coke with…your endocrinologist, because you now have diabetes.
Taco Bell: We're cheaper than Ex-Lax.
BlackRock: Ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Home Depot: If you need to ask for help, you don't deserve it.
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